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Can I download Adobe Photoshop through Lime Wire? Money is a little tight right now, I can't afford buying it. Can I download the programme through LimeWire?
P.S. I need Adobe because I'm an amateur photographer. I need to make boobs looks bigger than they are, fix noses and such. I need a really good programme. | | illegal...look on ebay for a cheap copy... | Have you ever gotten out of a traffic ticket? Excluding the use of boobs and fluttering lashes, how do you get out of a traffic ticket?
Is it possible to talk your way out of one? I've tried, but as an amateur, my attempts were met with an eye roll and...you guessed it--a ticket.
I'm sure someone, somewhere has done this. Care to share how? | I was really late for work on third shift and I accidentally ran a red light in front of a police car. He pulled me over and told me to roll down the window and I was so upset I pulled the handle off the door, began crying and told him I could not roll down the window I had just broken my car. After opening the door and showing him what I had done to my car he told me it was no reason to cry....so, I told him about oversleeping and being late for work and I did not want to get fired. So, he told me if I would just please stop crying I could go on my way. This was not a cutesy move because trust me I do not cry pretty...So, he let me go and I arrived at work with a swollen face from crying, but I still had my job and to my great relief -- no ticket! Who knew honesty would work so well.
Peace. | Amateur fifteen year-old writer seeking literary critique? Please don't be discouraged by the length? Hello there. I'm a soon to be fifteen year old (January 23rd is the date people), and I'm writing a story on Fanfiction. I've posted this excerpt up before, but I added a few changes to it. Would you mind taking a look, and answering some questions for me? Thanks a million!
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Sometimes I wish God had made me differently, that he would have taken his time creating me so that I could be a true stunning beauty. But with a semi-slender, semi-hooked nose, facial hair, and wide hips, it seems like God was in a rush. Sometimes I wish he would have taken the time to create me like he did Tyra Banks or Aishwarya Rai. They're so exotically beautiful and everyone thinks they're attractive.
So instead of a body like Aishwariya Rai, and the confidence of Tyra Banks, God gave me a set of wide hips, a hairy body, and weird feet. No boobs either. I don't think God was in a very good mood on January 23rd.
I pinch the fat that hangs off of my hip as I look at myself in the mirror.
"Look at this," I mutter to myself in disgust. "Fat, fat, fat, fat, fat!"
I turn to the side so that the profile of my body is reflected in the mirror, and suck in my stomach. Why couldn't I have abs? Why did I have to have a plush belly? And why did I have to tower over all of the boys? Why couldn't I be a tiny little pixie like Alice Cullen and Bella Swan from Twilight? It seems like guys are more attracted to those bodies than these ones.
Finally fed up with my body, I breathe out and allow my stomach return to its usual disposition (a slowly declining slope), and drop any pinched fat from my fingertips like a bad habit. Wrapping the towel around my pear shaped body, I pull out the drawers beneath the mirror and pick out a lime green volleyball shirt and a pair of Adidas shorts. My hair is still dripping from being fresh out of the shower, and it soaks my shoulders, forming little pools in the hollow bowls of my shoulders. It's no longer the warm, comforting solution that drips from my hair, but instead a freezing and ice-like one. It reminds me of the times Soraya and I went ice skating.
She would always scrape off the "snow" at the end of the blade, and dump it down my back. And then me, being the cool person that I am, would hop around the aisle like a deranged rabbit.
I uncover my body and wrap the towel around my head like a turban.
A smaller section of the honey-glazed chestnut drawers holds other articles of clothing, and I open one up to pull out my undergarments. My skin is still wet and soft, so I carefully slip in to them so that they don't roll up. I don't care what people say - cotton panties kick ***.
I look at myself in the mirror again. No doubt I've gotten taller, and my hips have widened quite a bit. I get inches upon inches taller, and yet my boobs remain the same size. Why couldn't I have big boobs like Ashley Thompson? All the guys stop in the hallways to hug her. Why can't I have big boobs?
On the counter of the drawers is tall bottle of Jergens baby lotion - just another reminder on how I'll always be a baby to my parents. The scent of Lilacs clashes with the scents of saffron, curry and cumin, and soon the room smells like a storage room for spices and perfume. However strange the scent might sound, it is entirely appetizing. I breath it in, my eyes rolling back as I open my mouth to taste the spices in the air. My mind races with thoughts of what mom has prepared in the kitchen. Quickly, I dress myself so that I can go sneak a peak at what I might savor tonight. | Its a good start...I just wonder where your going with it. You said its fanfiction so what story does it fit with? Fan of what? There is a lot of teen angst in there and it will put off a lot of readers...your going to have a limited fan base but I don't know if that matters if it fits with a story for fanfiction so I apologize if that is how its supposed to be.
I would recomend at least hinting and giving some sort of idea of whats to come. Anything that gives the readers a clue of who this is and why she is thinking like this. Where the story is going.
Also, the story jumps a lot. I know its a persons mind so its going to jump but for a story its usually easier to stick with one train of thought. Especially when introducing a character so you can get an idea of what she's like. Unless of course your trying to imply that she's scatterbrained. The only paragraph I had any real trouble with was the last one. You say the smell of lilac mixes with curry and cumin but never explain where thats coming from...what causes these smells? If its supper than just rephrase the sentences a bit so thats clear.
Lastly who is Aishwarya Rai? I've never heard of her... I'm not big into pop culture so I could just be showing my ignorance....but you should stick to comparing her to people that the general public would know.
Sorry if I sound negative this is a good story and you have talent so don't misundestand me! Its just hard to get a feel for whats going on and why this is significant without more of the story. Keep writing! Good luck! | Boyfriend watches porn all the time? My boyfriend and I have been together for a year and a half and have been living together for quite some time of that.
We have a really intense sex life- i.e. if he wants it, then I'll give it to him, most days and sometimes even a couple of times a day on the weekend.
Just recently we got the internet at home and it appears to have uncovered something that I couldn't notice before because we never had the net! He has always had an extensive porn collection but never watched it around me.
We started watching porn together to spice things up. I was fine with that, as long as we got to watch things that I was comfortable with. Now I've started walking in on him all the time masturbating. He gets up for work early to 'get ready' but his internet history says something different! He also always looks up 'big ****'- when he knows this is my failing and something that he has made me really self concious of.
I know that is my own problem but he is helping to make it a bigger issue. He is really embarrassed when I walk in on him but if he wanted to hide it then he could do it much more easily. He makes excuses like 'I didn't want to wake you up' but he knows that was never a problem before we had the internet.
Am I just being over-emotional because I'm self concious of my smaller boobs? He always goes for amateur stuff which makes it worse because they are all 'natural' rather than comparing me to a doll which would be much easier! | He may be bored. Maybe find something to spice things up. A weekend away at a sexy couples only Bed and Breakfast - maybe with an in room hottub for two. Maybe take a trip to a sex shop and pick out some toys to enjoy together and make your own porn movie.
Offer to fellate him while he watches one of his movies or walk in naked in the middle of it and tell him you want him - if that doesn't get his attention you'd probably be better off dumping him | LADIES,describe how items of this list of physical features can make a boy look PHYSICALLY ATTRACTIVE to u? for us,boys,to be honest,girls' physics and body is vital.no offense ladies,eg. boobs,thighs,lips,neck,... can really drive us crazy.now its your turn and describe how these features looks to u.
a-eyes(mention the color,size and pupil size)
b-arms(plump arms,normal or thin arms?[i mean esp upper arm])
c-thighs(fat thighs,normal and thin thighs?)
d-hair(very long,shoulder wide,short?straight or curly?color?)
e-lips(does it matter?thin or thick?)
f-chests(do u like bodybuiding chest[not that much woman-like,i mean a little sticking out like amateur bb])
g-hands(gentle&soft or manlike&rough)
h-feet(manlike and rather long or woman-like and rather small)
i-butt(it really is a matter of life and death in considering a girl for us.wut about u?it matters?big or small?flat or semi-circle?
j-calves?
k-overall muscular bodies(not at all,alittle muscular,IFBB champion-like)
l-shoulders(wide or narrow?loose or up?)
m-tight jeans(u like when the priveate parts stick out and noticed?) | haha ok here i go to anwser all your questions haha
A.um i like medium sized eyes but a pretty color like a dark or light blue
B.arms i would like them to be hopefully bigger then mine haha and at least a lil muscle to be able to beat me in a arm wrestle haha
C. i would have to say regular thighs i mean not big but not chicken legs
D.i like when guys have shaggs thats sexy i usually like brunetts but you no blondes are good too no longer then like ear length nad it doesnt matter straight,curly w/e as long as it looks good
E.lips dont matter as longs as they arent so thin htat i cant see them and not so big they look like sausages
F.i like fit chests like but its not a big deal just as long as you dont have man boobs its all good =)
G.um i would like them to be soft some what but i want big hands turn off if they are smaller then mine or softer
H. manlike feet plz plz haha a man with girly feet thats jsut gross-o
I. well not any bigger then mine plz i dont have a big butt i like guys with flat ones
J. jsut as long as they arent cankles im good but i dont like big muscly calves eewww
K. um a lil muscular i want him to at atleast able to carry me, but i dont like rly r;y muscular guys i just think too much muscle is over the top
L. shoulders? wide fo sho and loose wouldnt want you to suffocate cuz your arms are way up their haha
M. tight jeans or only good looking on few guys but i mean if they are so tight i can see the division sign i mean come on!!!
hope this helps | Questions..................? Before you read on, some of these questions have to do with sexual nature, so don't tell me i didn't warn you :)
I am 15 by the way!
1) A little while back i shaved the hair on my toes and they grew back thicker, so just recently it started to annoying me so i shaved them again, and it grew back so quickly and i have a little irritating bump on one of them. There was little hair to begin with, but i was little and being stupid. What do you suggest i do, keep shaving or what (i don't want to pay for waxing).
2) My boyfriend and i recently talked about going to second base, and recently i let him touch my boobs with my clothes on, and i don't feel like going any farther since I'm just 15...but i don't know if this is normal or not but one of his rules is i cant touch his front (if you know what I'm saying) but i think thats completely unfair since I'm letting him touch my boobs, and again i will prob. not go any farther.
3) Um, this is kind of a awkward question b/c i really shouldn't have been doing this in the first place, but i watched porn cause i was so tempted too (and to tell you the truth, its not that great) but i looked under amateur or something b/c i wanted to see what natural girls bodies looked like, since i hate mine and wanted to see if they had the same problems, but they still have perfects boobs, i also looked on that site that shows you normal boobs and how we are all different, but none of these girls had them, and i bet I'm the only teenage girl with pointy, white, stretchmarkish, and have big light areolas. And if i do plan on letting my boyfriend see them, i don't want him to expect these perfect boobs you see on porn stars...
4) Also, another question about my boobs, you already know about the shape and everything, but will they grow more or at least fill out since mine are like cones? And second, is it normal for my areolas to be kinda soft and the nipple not to be out, cause they only are when im taking a shower, there not firm ether, i cant explain it.
5) This is another weird question, but when you have sex and your married, do you have anal and stuff and finger, or is that just for porn. b/c i cant see really religious people or just normal people doing that...
6) Another weird question, but should i shave my vagina area, or do guys not really care if you trim in and keep it clean, and what is your vagina suppose to smell like (and taste?..ya weird but).
7) Why is it that guys don't have to clean down there, but expect girls to do all this ****..i mean its kinda unfair when it comes to that area.
Omg, sorry for you guys who think this question is pervy and you think im a ****, but i am so not. Thanks in advance!
| 1) for your toes i suggest you stop shaving them, and (A) either bleach them wit a facial bleach kit from walmart or (B) use duck tape and wax them yourself. Place it on with your hair facing your toenail and then pull the tape towards your shin.
2) i say you guys shouldn't go farther since your only 15 and it is not fair for him to feel you up and you can't do the same to him.
3) um.. one you are 15 and will not fully develop until you are 20, and porn stars get boob jobs done. You can not have monstrous boobs and be uber skinny.. it's just not natural. And your breast are supposed to slope down and be round and full on the bottom and come to a point where your nipples are. But then again everyone has different shaped boobs. AND you are 15!!! not done developing.
4) like boobs people's nipples are different too. mine are sort of like yours it sounds like. it's genetics.
5) when you are married you do all sorts of stuff. It just depends on your partner and what you are comfortable with trying.
6) you do not have to shave your vagina. i have before and its a lot of maintenance, it grows back spikey and kind of itches so you have to keep shaving it, kind of like your toes. just trim and keep it clean.. and if you really want you can just shave your bikini area.
and well smell, depends on if it's clean and taste i wouldn't know since im not lesbian.
7) and guys are supposed to clean down there. it sounds like your boyfriend is really lazy. and not going to lie sounds disgusting if he doesn't.. maybe thats why he doesn't want you to touch him there cause hes embarrased. TELL HIM TO CLEAN HIMSELF. | What do girls touch when making out? guys when making out with girls go straight for the boobs and then elsewhere but what about girls
where do girls like to touch first
most amateur videos or MMS clips of people making out
its the guy who will kiss and then go for the boobs but the girl dosent do much
and then while having sex im not talking about porno here but real videos and mms clips the girl at the max just touches the guys butts dosent squeese or anything
the guy on the other hand even during sex is playing with the boobs then thighs and squeeses the butt as well
so what do girls like to touch when they start making out and a little into their make out and finally during sex?? | | you need to start dealing with real women, not mms. | Whats Robert Pattinsons deal? I read this
Early life
Pattinson was born in the new york city sewers. His mother, Clare, worked for a high class hobo agency, and his father, Richard, imported vintage manskirts from the U.S. For his dear son.[8] Pattinson attended Man skirt Adacmey School and Balls Round 2 academy. .[9] He became involved in amateur theatre group which cpntinued with his gay work. After some backstage experience there, he took on acting roles. He caught the attention of an role hobo with a spare amount of cheese in hand and out it iin his hair which is now the most annoying style we know this how hair came to me. Robert began looking for professional roles. Since then he has performed in an amateur version of Macbeth at the 122,678,905,764,893… Amateur Arts Centre, as well as trying his hand modeling.[citation needed] Pattinson has two elder sisters.[10]
Career
Modeling
Pattinson began his modeling career when he was twelve years old, but it wound down only four years later because he was so ugly the cameras all cracked. He has blamed his lack of boobs and booty appearance. Pattinson explained in December 2008, "When I first started I was quite tall and looked like a girl, so I got lots of jobs, because it was during that period where the androgynous look was cool. Then, I guess, I became too much of a guy, so I never got any more jobs. I had the most unsuccessful modeling career. Which killed my dream of becoming the next Britiny Spears." [11]
Pattinson appeared in the advertising campaign for Hackett's Autumn 2007 collection wearing his favorite pink and fluffy man skirt. .[12]
Acting
Pattinson had supporting roles in the made for television film Ring of the Nibelungs in 2004 and in director Mira Nair’s Vanity Fair, although his scenes in the latter were deleted and only appear on the DVD version that is only sold in gay men stores.[citation needed] In May 2005, he was slated to appear in the UK premiere of The Woman Before at the Royal Court Theatre, but was fired shortly before the opening night and was replaced by Tom Riley.[citation needed] Later that year he played Cedric Diggory in the film Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire. It was a disgrace to all harry Potter Fans. Consequently, he was named that year's Gayest and Freaky Stalker by The Times.[13] He also has more than once been touted as the next Jude Law.[9][14][15]He Spent most days in feeble position.
Pattinson played Edward Cullen in the infamous movie Twilight, based on Stephenie Meyer's 2 year old novel of the same name, which was released on 21 November 2008 in North America. According to TV Guide, Pattinson was initially apprehensive about auditioning for the role of Edward Cullen, fearful that he wouldn't be able to live up to the "gayness and stalker likeness" expected from the character.[16] Unfortunately, He will reprise his role as Edward Cullen in the Twilight sequel, New Moon, which began filming in March 2009.[17] Afyterward she auditoned for Bella Swan, but he was too ugly, his greasey cheesey ridiculously abnociosly.
He also will perform in Little Women, he of course shall play Beth.[19]
Music
Pattinson plays guitar and piano, and composes his own music, he names each piece after a spieces of kitty cats and is inspired by the works of Spears.[20] He also appears as the singer of the two songs on the Twilight soundtrack: "I’ll be a 89 Year old Virgin", which he co-wrote with Sam Bradley,[21] and "I Smell You, Girl", which was written by Marcus Foster and Bobby Long.[22] The songs were included in the film after director Catherine Hardwicke. [4]Afterwards these albums became respondsible for the increase in deaf rate in the New York area. The soundtrack for the film How To Be features three original songs performed by Pattinson[23] and written by Robert himself. The next day it was realesed it was reported that ten stores selling How to be were burned to the ground and danced upon by young guyren![24]
Aside from recording for the soundtracks, Pattinson has said, "I've never really recorded anything - I just played in pubs and stuff", and when asked about a professional music career, he said, "Music is my back-up plan if acting fails."[4] Later that evening it was reported he had aheart attack imaging his future. In 2008, he also performed with the first girl he stalked’s current boyfriend's band, called Bad Girls. To this we say thank god. And please don’t give him a recording contract or we won’t make it to 2012.[25]
Personal life
Pattinson has admitted to taking a quarter of a Valium, pot, cocaine and sex with Miley Cyrus to calm his nerves before auditioning for Twilight.[26] He was named one of the "Sexiest Women Alive" in 2008 by People magazine [27] and in 2009 through a poll conducted by Glamour magazine.[28] On having a girlfriend, Pattinson states, "I don't [...] have people's phone numbers. I just like the phone numbers and watching and smelling the new girls."[29] Pattinson currently resides in Los Angeles. | | lol | 16 Things !!!!? 16 Things it took me 50 years to learn"
by Dave Barry , Nationally Syndicated Columnist
1. Never, under any circumstances, take a sleeping pill and a laxative
on the same night.
2. If you had to identify, in one word, the reason why the human race
has not achieved, and never will achieve, its full potential, that word
would be "meetings".
3. There is a very fine line between "hobby" and "mental illness".
4. People who want to share their religious views with you almost never
want you to share yours with them.
5. You should not confuse your career with your life
6. Nobody cares if you can't dance well. Just get up and dance.
7. Never lick a steak knife.
8. The most destructive force in the universe is gossip.
9. You will never find anybody who can give you a clear and compelling
reason why we observe daylight savings time.
10. You should never say anything to a woman that even remotely
suggests that you think she's pregnant unless you can see an actual baby
emerging from her at that moment.
11. There comes a time when you should stop expecting other people to
make a big deal about your birthday. That time is age eleven.
12. The one thing that unites all human beings, regardless of age,
gender, religion, economic status or ethnic background, is that, deep
down inside, we ALL believe that we are above average drivers.
13. A person who is nice to you, but rude to a waiter, is not a nice
person. (This is very important. Pay attention. It never fails.)
14. Your friends love you anyway.
15. Never be afraid to try something new. Remember that a lone amateur
built the Ark. A large group of professionals built the Titanic.
16. Thought for the day: Men are like fine wine.. They start out as
grapes, and it's up to the women to stomp the crap out of them until
they turn into something acceptable to have dinner with.
FINAL THOUGHT FOR THE DAY There is more money being spent on breast
implants and Viagra than on Alzheimer's research. This means that by
2030, there should be a large elderly population with perky boobs and
huge erections and absolutely no recollection of what to do with them | | 16 out of 16 very funny and true!! where were you yesterday when there wasnt one funny thing in here!! thanx | Boyfriend and I have differing opinions on porn..and is affecting sex..? I already have jealousy issues with my boyfriend watching porn, but I know its normal so to get over it I decided to watch porn with him. Bad idea because I like amateur porn cause its more real and he likes the artificial looking porn with blond pig-tailed girls with too much plastic surgery and bad acting skills..i tried suggesting one I liked but he said the girls boobs were too small, this hurt because her boobs were the same size as mine..plus he likes calling me 'whore' and 'slut' when we '****' sometimes i want more intimate making love kinda sex because i feel more like myself and not trying to act like a porn star..any suggestions? | As far as the porn, you gotta relax. What us guys like in porn is not a reflection on you. It's a fantasy. And don't do what the previous person suggested and try to force him to stop watching porn. It's a battle you won't win.
As far as the name calling, some of us guys like that because its a way of asserting our dominance. If you want someone more romantic and intimiate you need to TELL HIM. Just keep in mind that sex involves 2 different people seeking pleasure in different ways. You've got to be willing to compromise and do things you wouldn't normally choose to do, and he has to do the same for you. |
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